Being a liberal I never walk around on my own feet, I always ride a horse, even to the toilet. It is something the white man left as a colonial legacy, gong to the toilet. Our conservative friends do not know what a toilet is, they believe in tradition and sitting over ditches in open fields, they do not believe in toilets.
It is one of the declared aims of the liberal fascist party to make everyone in this country use toilets. The first thing to do of course would be to have toilets to use. That means building a public lavatory for every ten or so people in the population. That is a lot of toilets. But hygiene must never be sacrificed in the name of progress, what good is making flyovers when they will just be urinated upon because there are not enough toilets? That is short-sighted conservative logic.
All these high rise buildings will be turned into low ceilinged washrooms where mothers can take their children to relieve themselves without fear of attack by wild animals or getting crushed under the wheels of a train.
When we say children of course, we mean a reasonable amount of them, like one. One children is all the children couples will be allowed to have under the liberal fascist rule. Conservatives think that having children is some kind of perverse competition, that the more you have the bigger prize you will get. They are wrong.
There is no competition, and the only prize is that they get to spend half their life earnings on circumcisions.
Conservatives rear so many children they have a hard time thinking of original names, that’s why every second and third person in this country is called Ali. Most conservative members have at least three household members called Ali, one called Hassan and all of them may answer to Muhammad. If you are like me you have fourteen cousins called Ali and you find only one of them bearable.
This situation is not tenable. The liberal fascist party will give one pregnancy coupon and one name, a decent sensible name like Gaston or Bhagavateeprasad, until all the Ali’s disappear from this country.
This is for the conservative’s own good, even though that is something undesirable in the liberal fascist manifesto, but when our horses can’t take a single stride without stepping on conservative progeny, enough is enough.