So…

…I just applied for my first job. Hope I get a positive response, fingers crossed! x0x0

dear mr. register,

i are interesting of teaching this english language curse at you’re college. please send salary and schedule. my best qualities, i know it good and am flexible. you must not be disapointed.

your haseeb.

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12 thoughts on “So…

  1. Leo says:

    Mr. Register should be happy to have finally received a letter from his Haseeb.

  2. Ugly Shoelace says:

    Job mila k nahi?😮

    • Haseeb Asif says:

      jawab tak nahin mila. haye, haye, kya tareef is zamaane ki jis mein mere jaise zaheen aur hunarmand naujawaan ko sarkon per berozgar phirna pare, peit per pathar baand ker jeena pare, har saans ke liye bheek maangni pare. zulm hai. anyaaye hai. aik ko mein ne kaha, chorein daftar ko, mujhe gher mein mulazim rakh lein, bartan saaf ker diya keroonga, kehni lageen is kaam ke liye hamare paas pehle aik larka hai, mein bola to phir mein ganday ker diya keroonga, agay say badtameezi kerne lageen, maa sahi kehti thi, daulat insaniyat ko maar deti hai, maa ko bhi yehi kehna tha? kuch aur keh deti!

  3. Ugly Shoelace says:

    Haye! Becharay. Mat ro meray dost. Mat ro. Yea ansoo pounch lo. Yea dunia bari zalim hey. Abhi or bhi buht kuch dekhna hey. Yea lo romiyal!

    Aisi dard bhari dastaan sun kar meray bhi ankhoo may ansoo agaye. *sniff*

  4. Ugly Shoelace says:

    Agar aik pathan ko marna ho tou bus aisee urdu likh lo us k samnay wou bhi angrezi haroof may. Foran mar jaye ga/jayee ge.

    Bus. Aj k liya itni urdu buht thee. Agla sabak hum kal parhaingay.

  5. Ugly Shoelace says:

    Muhallay walay aitraaz karnay ki bajaye tohein-e-risalat ka muqadma dair kar daingay.

  6. Ugly Shoelace says:

    Urdu wali nazam kuu delete kar de?😮

    Itni pyari tou thee. Ikhtitam nihayat hi khoobsorat tha!

  7. Ugly Shoelace says:

    delete = safah-e-blog say mita de😐.

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