I have to write a research paper by morning. I was told it has to be a good research paper. I said to it, “Look, if you promise to be a good research paper I’ll take you to the zoo, and throw you to the lions. Just kidding! I’ll throw you to the monkeys instead”.
It continues being naughty. Parenting is more difficult than I imagined. What do you do when your papers don’t behave?