Entries for an Eight Word Short Story Contest

(Needless to say I didn’t win)

Once upon a time there wasn’t a king.

“You will pay for that!” said the cashier.

He wanted to run, jump, fly! Silly cripple.

Her circumbilivagination around antidisestablishmentarianism was due to hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

“Don’t be absurd!” said the eight legged man.

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6 thoughts on “Entries for an Eight Word Short Story Contest

  1. Leo says:

    How did you lose? Victory should have been yours.

    • Haseeb Asif says:

      People just don’t seem to appreciate bad humour. They’ll appreciate bad opinion pieces and sit for hours watching bad melodrama, but us humourists get the short end of their attention span. Cry and the world cries with you, laugh and they put you in an asylum.

  2. Ugly Shoelace says:

    Heh. Too bad you didn’t win.

  3. Ugly Shoelace says:

    Are you a literature student?

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