I will, as soon as I figure out how! The internet and I rarely get along you see. I pressed one wrong button and now my blog looks like graffiti on pavement.
Edit: Done! That was suspiciously easy. Normally it’s a miracle if I log into my computer without managing to burn the house down.
I do nothing and I live at home. Mostly. Well, it’s always someone’s home isn’t it? I am not a good writer, I don’t even like the English language. I can hardly speak it, I mostly converse in Punjabi. Now that’s my language. It’s the language I think in, feel in, swear in; you can always tell someone’s language by their swearing. Nothing is more instinctive.
Unfortunately I can not write in Punjabi. I don’t think anyone in this country can, anymore.
Well that’s me, satan, the great innovator. I invented lying after all, what would humanity do without it? god is a moral absolutist who would have you being honest all the time.
try walking around telling people they’re fat, ugly or stupid. see where it gets you. now imagine if everyone told the truth.
venting spleen is a vicious circle. the more you vent, the more you have…er, to vent…some more, it’s like using a towel while sitting under a waterfall…of horse urine. yeah i think i’ve explained it well with that.
mein likh te lavan per mere kolun aap vi na parni howe, okha kam hega, ais baqwas zabaan ich punjabi samajhna. mein te khaaskar gurmukhi sikhi si punjabi likhan parhan aaste, oh vi pul gayi ai, haye.
o ji punjabi is not muskil to understand at all. app likho te mein sikhanga! aur ye gurmukhi ke khwab chor de ji, gurudware di zaban ae si. urdu-punjabi-english-farsi-german sab mix karo si khuaf kis da hain? all the world’s successfull languages have been, and are, mongrel languages. the search for purity is futile
My, My, My!!!
Just when I start to think that I have seen enough to get shocked by anything else, some Haseeb, nay, Iblees, shatters my newfound confidence.. Why my firend, why?
Meanwhile, loved your ‘history’ of Pakistan. Remembered Kishwar Naheed’s autobiography.. “ki hamare bachche rashk karenge jab wo janenge ki Pakistan me Azadiyan bhee theen..aur ‘hydrogen aur oxygen ke milne se pani nahi, khuda ke huqm se pani banta hai’.
Can’t wait for more from you..
P.S. I have always found myself on the side of Iblees..
I recently read your article in the Outlook magazine,’Bhaijaan,show it to me under the sheets’ and I really rejoiced the ‘ogling’ thing Happy writing man!!!!!
Iblees. Aren’t you like, going to introduce yourself here.
I will, as soon as I figure out how! The internet and I rarely get along you see. I pressed one wrong button and now my blog looks like graffiti on pavement.
Edit: Done! That was suspiciously easy. Normally it’s a miracle if I log into my computer without managing to burn the house down.
Lol. Brevity, I see.
what did you do to Zardari ?
Yep!
This is where you write your introduction. What do you do?
Where do you live?
Leave Pakistan immediately.
You are a very good writer though.
I do nothing and I live at home. Mostly. Well, it’s always someone’s home isn’t it? I am not a good writer, I don’t even like the English language. I can hardly speak it, I mostly converse in Punjabi. Now that’s my language. It’s the language I think in, feel in, swear in; you can always tell someone’s language by their swearing. Nothing is more instinctive.
Unfortunately I can not write in Punjabi. I don’t think anyone in this country can, anymore.
I agree with the swearing language bit. How true.
And I wish I was studying literature
I envy you for doing so. And you Are a good writer, or at least in the posts I have read.
Haseeb
What’s your email? I can share some stuff with you if you like.
Ahmed
i_cum_in_peace@hotmail.com
hi
Hello.
ur beard-ed and mustache-ed pic is definitely an innovation
Well that’s me, satan, the great innovator. I invented lying after all, what would humanity do without it? god is a moral absolutist who would have you being honest all the time.
try walking around telling people they’re fat, ugly or stupid. see where it gets you. now imagine if everyone told the truth.
well then if thats the criterion ppl do that all the time right in their faces that how so we dont like u
enf to be God’s good men…. NOOOOOO
venting spleen…BRILLIAAANT!
venting spleen is a vicious circle. the more you vent, the more you have…er, to vent…some more, it’s like using a towel while sitting under a waterfall…of horse urine. yeah i think i’ve explained it well with that.
write punjabi in roman script?
mein likh te lavan per mere kolun aap vi na parni howe, okha kam hega, ais baqwas zabaan ich punjabi samajhna. mein te khaaskar gurmukhi sikhi si punjabi likhan parhan aaste, oh vi pul gayi ai, haye.
o ji punjabi is not muskil to understand at all. app likho te mein sikhanga! aur ye gurmukhi ke khwab chor de ji, gurudware di zaban ae si. urdu-punjabi-english-farsi-german sab mix karo si khuaf kis da hain? all the world’s successfull languages have been, and are, mongrel languages. the search for purity is futile
Great stuff on this blog: delightful discovery thanks to twitter
Lol. Awesome!
My, My, My!!!
Just when I start to think that I have seen enough to get shocked by anything else, some Haseeb, nay, Iblees, shatters my newfound confidence.. Why my firend, why?
Meanwhile, loved your ‘history’ of Pakistan. Remembered Kishwar Naheed’s autobiography.. “ki hamare bachche rashk karenge jab wo janenge ki Pakistan me Azadiyan bhee theen..aur ‘hydrogen aur oxygen ke milne se pani nahi, khuda ke huqm se pani banta hai’.
Can’t wait for more from you..
P.S. I have always found myself on the side of Iblees..
you are funny mr iblees very funny funny man indeed but alot of things you say are kufar and ur wajib ul qatal just thought id let you know
love mian faizan comment…lolzzzz
Beautiful, Iblees. Years and muscles to your pen.
Basant
India
basantrath.wordpress.com
Rabb da shuker eh… akhir kaar shetaan mil hi geya!
I recently read your article in the Outlook magazine,’Bhaijaan,show it to me under the sheets’ and I really rejoiced the ‘ogling’ thing
Happy writing man!!!!!
wonderful blog….